Hi

My name is Sassy but my owners call me Sita, Mama Sita, or Mamas. I'm four years old and I've lived with the humans my whole life. I live with these three people and the loudest one insists on me calling her "mommy" and rubs my belly. She has a daughter that's a teenager who doesn't like me very much because she always kicks me off the beds. And there's a really nice man that doesn't bully me or make me do things I don't want to do. I sit on his lap and he gives me rubs--what more could you ask for in life?
          Outside, at the back of our house, there are three loud doggies that are also part of the family. My favorite is Bitsy, because she's nice to me and sometimes Bitsy will come in the house for the whole day and flay with me. Happy is the other female dog but she's old as heck and she enores me. One time I try to flay with her and she tried to kill me! Who knew an old hag could be so violent! The last one is a BIG BIG doggy name Buddy. Sometimes I don't know what to think about Buddy, though. Whenever I'm looking outside through the glass door to the backyard, Buddy makes strange sounds at me but when we're inside together, he doesn't do anything, he just enores me like Happy. These dogs are so strange!                    
           Well, I gots to go now, I falling asleep as I'm writing this, I haven't slept for a whole HOUR, so you can understand how I feel.

                                                                                                                                Love, Sassy

Sita's vocab

flay = play

enore(s) = ignore(s)